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You will find here all kinds of mobile SMS. Like Poetry, Funny, Curious and many type of good SMS. Feel free to enjoy here !

  • Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your heart.
  • Sweet fruits nice 2 eat,
    Sweet words easy 2 say,
    but
    Sweet friend hard 2 find,
    and
    it's my goodness how did i find u.
  • What is the difference between BLOOD and FRIEND.
    BLOOD enters the heart and flows out.
    But FRIEND enter the HEART and Stays inside Forever.
  • We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
  • Never abandon an old friend...you'll never find one who can take his place, friendship is like wine it gets better as it grow older.
  • We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv
  • A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,forgives wen u say im sorry,feels hapy wen u say i luv u,smiles wen u say i mis u.but dies wen u say forget me
  • Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile
  • Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with
    kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
  • We all need someone
    To talk to in our life,
    A friend to whom we run
    In times of stress or strife
    A friend who's always there
    Throughout the years,
    A friend we know will care
    And take away our fears.
    A friend who's always near,
    Waiting for our call,
    To wipe away our tears,
    And lift us when we fall.
    A loving friend indeed,
    On whom we can depend
    To fulfill our every need -
    Thank you, precious friend
  • Friends are who you need the most,
    When times are not so right.
    They come and go so frequently,
    You hope you pick one right.
    The right one listens with both ears,
    And soothes your aching heart.
    The right one never questions you,
    When you seem to fall apart.
    The friend for you is one who says,
    "Be calm and let me help"
    For there are some real bad days,
    When life hits you below the belt.
    All friends are not forever,
    They are few and far between,
    But the few true friends you do find,

    Will never, ever leave.
  • How friends break? both frnd will think the other is busy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing . As time passes both will think let the other contact. After that each will think y should i contact.Here ur love will be converted to hate. Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they will meet and blame 1 another. So keep in touch with all our frnds
  • Words begin with ....A....B....C....Number begin with....1....2....3....
    Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....BUT....? FRIENDSHIP begins with....
    ''You&Me''
  • I don't remember where we met,
    or how or when or why.
    I only knew that when we did
    I found in you a "Friend"
  • They all had trouble in defining friendship...i canot understnad how they cudnot get d right word..then i took ur name n d discussion was over
  • Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday
  • Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine
  • Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share
  • Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
  • If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
  • Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
  • As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
  • GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
  • Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
  • 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
  • Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
  • God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
  • True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
  • To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
  • Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
  • Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge,
    Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
    Par maan jaana manane se,
    Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge.
  • MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
    Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na
  • Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
    The other fly away.....why? saala POLICE aur witness ke chaker me kaun padega ! Bhago
  • What is Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
  • meri "rooh" vich mera "yaar" wasda
    meri "akh" vich os da "didar" wasda
    saanu apnay "dard" di parwa nai per
    "RAB" karay her velay raway mera yar "hasda"
  • bikhray ashkon k moti ham paro na sakay
    teri yad me saari raat so na sakay
    bheeg na jaye aansoou me tasveer teri
    bas ye hi soch ker ham ro na sakay

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Jokes, Lovely & Cute Laughing SMS

  • Pakistan Attacked on America. Musharaf needs 500 donkeys for this kind purpose. 499 have gone. message miltay hi tum bhi niklo.....
  • I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
    I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
  • If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
  • what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
  • Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
  • Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly...
  • Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
  • When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another ANGEL!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
  • One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
  • God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
  • i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
  • The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
  • Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
  • Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
  • Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where is my roof...??
  • First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
  • If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
  • Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
  • terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
  • can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine?????
  • This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
  • ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE
  • One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
  • Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident;  Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
  • When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
  • An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
  • Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you will always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
  • !#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(=*&^-%$,#$$%^*~&!=)%*(_#*_()*&%#$(*)`~#&*?"];#$:-_+>$#*~$#^%-%#?}/`~@??? aakhe Phaad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
  • oT TnAW T2UL I
    +THpinboop YA2
    !..2mA3rb T33w2
    ! .. niH)A2 2'rU
    Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...Bye!
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    Very good!
    Intelligent Ho!
    Kal A-B-C-D parhni...
  • He came at night,
    explored my body,
    got on top of me,
    touched me,
    he bit, sucked, swalowd,
    when he was satisfyed,
    he left,
    i was hurt,
    BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
  • I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
  • Kaash aap hamari gali aayen, thora muskurayen, thora sharmayen, thora itrayen, thora ghabrayen or phir zor se chillayen !!!  khoye malai wali kulfi aai....
  • EYES : To look at you
    HAND : To pray for you
    Mind : To remember you
    Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND
    LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!
  • Medical Shayari
    When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! wah!
    When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! wah!
    When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
  • A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other,
    In future Mad because of each other.....!!!
  • if
    u
    need
    ADVICE

    MSG ME

    if
    u
    need
    a FRIEND

    CALL ME

    if
    u
    need
    HELP

    E-MAIL ME

    if
    u
    need
    MONEY
    The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
  • Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
  • Dark were those days, without your sight.
    When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
    You gave me strength to make life bright.
    Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
  • tera mera jor v kee.. me ik kisan da puttar.. tu kisi afsar di tee,. me khokhe te sigrat phookan..tu PC vich chaa pee.. tera mera jor v kee.. me ik shirt nu toh toh pavan.. tere soot panji tee..tera mera jor v kee.. me mar mar B.A kita.. tu computer wich M.S.C.. tera mera jor v kee..tere piche sohne munde.. sade piche C.I.D.. tera mera jor v kee.. tere naaz nakhre nalon.. saanu changi chache di tee.....
  • abhi to dosti ki hai
    waqt aany pr dosti ka farz b nibhayen ge
    dil p pathar rakh k 1 din hum khud
    tumhein "Mental Hospital"
    chor ayenge
  • When things go wrong,
    when sadness fills ur heart
    & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
    just let me know,
    coz I want 2b there 4 you!
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    I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
  • Luv and Saala are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into
    the well. Why???
    Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
    Now , Saala also jumps inside. Why??
    Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
  • Judge: U r crossing the limits.
    Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
    Judge: How dare you call me saala?
    Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
  • police ko aik body mili hai
    kalay daant hain
    ghonslay jaysay baal hain
    dimag nahi hai
    paon ultey hain
    mujhay tumhari fiker ho rahi hai
    zara bell to maro.!
  • Jab subha jago to kalma-e-tayyeba padho
    Jab pani pine lago to Bismillah padho
    Jab muje dekho to Masha Allah padho
    Jab aaena dekho to Lahol Wala Quwwat padho
  • i'm d best
    i can prove it
    i can c the tea in tea cup
    can u c the world in world cup?
    i can send my address 2 ur mobile
    can u send ur mobile 2 my address??
  • Jo detay hain larkion ko Tohfay
    Woh sajatay hain un ki shaadion k sofay
    Jo Jatay hain larkion k peechay
    Woh atay hain FsJ-5011 k neechay
  • Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
    dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
    hum door zyaada nahi aapse,
    bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.
  • After finishing MBBS,
    Dr Munna Start his practice .
    He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch
    & finally said Bole tu .... TorchTheek hai :-)
  • ishq dariya ha jis ka sahil nahi hota
    her dil muhabat k kabil nahi hota
    hasta wo bhi nahi jo dooba ishq-e-sagar me
    rota wo bhi ha jise ishq hasil nahi hota
  • door chand kaheen jal raha hoga
    kisi ka dil machal raha hoga
    uff ye mere peron me chuban kesi
    zaroor mera apna koi kanton per chal raha hoga
  • A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
    Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
  • We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

                                                             

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